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Once You Have Cleansed Yourself

   
Author: Seer Rhykan
 

Many people ask "what do you do with the poor souls once you have captured them"?

Not living near any volcanoes there is only one other respectful way to handle this problem. The Pig Head advised the following tactful solution.

He recommends putting the Thetan container into a large freezer bag and filling it with water. This puts them to sleep. Once they doze off you can put them in your deep freeze so that when their UFO comes in you can thaw them and set them free. He assures us that this does not harm them in any way. Hey, if they could stand the A bombs this is nothing!

You will see advertisements online and in the daily paper when the UFO designated to pick up your group of frozen Thetans arrives. The bag will also start to glow! Just take it out in the garden and leave it to thaw. They will be picked up free of charge sometime before dawn! This is a free service provided by The Pig Head Company here on Earth. They do this as a public service. You will not find this advertised anywhere and as far as I know I am the first writer to mention it in an article.

The cat is fine now; there was one on its tail. On animals they are often disguised as fleas. Flea killer will work but once the flea is dead the soul comes back to another host and there you go again. The Theet O Vac is the clear choice for safe, humane treatment.

If you want to help advertise this wonderful machine copy this article and post it on your website, blog, or anywhere you think it will be read. Tell your friends and the people you work with. Spread the word! We will have the problem solved by the end of 2006.

Don't think that you will be able to store the machine in your garage and forget it. You will find it useful for cleaning your car or truck. It can also serve as a useful tool in your workshop if you have a lot of sawdust to clean up.

The answer is under a rock, nearly covered by the shifting sands. Help release it! Beware the Theet O Vac.

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